Okay. I really can’t stop thinking about this Bumbo recall. I’m not saying that I’ve tried ALL of these but I’m pretty sure that most of them are pretty inadvisable:

1. Do not strap it to the top of your car and use it as an open air car seat.

2. Do not strap it to your dogs back so baby can go dog-back riding.

3. Do not place Bumbo on top of your TV while the Philadelphia Eagles are playing.

4. Do not place Bumbo on rooftop while stargazing.

5. Do not buy two Bumbos and strap them to your feet to use as snow shoes.

6. Do not strap Bumbo to the back of your bike and or motorcyle.

7. Do not attach strings to your Bumbo and suspend it from your ceiling to use as a swing.

8. Do not use Bumbo as a flotation device.

9. Do not strap the Bumbo to your back to double as a Snugli.

10. And finally, please, no matter how hard this one is to resist, do not ever ever ever attach roller-skates to the bottom of your Bumbo and enter your baby in the Bumbo X Games (coming soon on ESPN5).

I’m not saying I tried #10. Really. Okay, so maybe I thought about it. Does that make me a bad mom? Ben really is very courageous for a baby. I mean look at this kid. He is sitting on a tabletop, in a Bumbo, and doesn’t have a care in the world: