Look out. I’m feeling a nurse tchotchke post coming on…

Today I discovered this:

And I wondered, “In what universe is this a desirable object?”

Then I found this:

And I wondered, “What makes this one okay?” In fact, it’s more than okay. It’s kinda sorta charming. It’s a very fine line, folks, when it comes to nurse tchotchkes.

(Nurse Penguin can be found at the teenybeak shop at etsy, while Nurse Cow can be found at the refuse2payretail store on ebay.)